Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Smoke Poop

In lieu of booze related poops, my most recent and unforgettable has been the smoke poop. SP as me and another call it for short when wanting to discuss pooping in public. It's when you look down into the toilet after you've pushed and your poop looks like powder. Like a fine talc almost. Like Potter took his wand and POOF! Smoke. Poop. However it feels normal coming out. One never can tell if they are having an SP until they look. But it definitely is a nice surprise. I am sure mine was induced from the wine drinking I did this past weekend, as wine only brings out the finest, and rarest of poops. It's almost like snowflakes. No two poops are the same.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Rocket Shit

I just had a poop that came out of my arse so fast, i near was blown into orbit from the john. SEriously, Dave Chappell wasn't kiddin with that skit of a similar nature. this was definately a booze poop, and now it burns a bit. it felt good to get it out, but at the same time, it'd have felt great to leave it in, and not burn.