Saturday, December 17, 2005

Sideways Poo

Not when it comes out, but as it's being flushed. It somehow gets positioned oddly on the way out and if it's long enough can be blocked and will just sit there while the water rushes by. You think "oh no, will it make it down, and what if it doesn't? will flushing again work? and what if it doesn't" ...

Usually however, that last rush of water is strong enough to break it up, and it goes away. Never to be heard from again.

Patty O'Poo

This is a result of eating nothing but junk food for the entire day. Nothing healthy at all. Except for a grapefruit. It comes out as one pile. No define shape, just a pile. And it looks like a cow patty. Not too much sicks me out, but this almost did.