I'm Sorry Belly!
I'm sorry that I put alcohol and pizza into you. I'm sorry. Please don't be angry anymore at me okay! I'll never ever ever do it again. I swear.
For the next 12 hours anyway.
The after drinking poops are the worst. They can last all day and the farts go right along with it. But I do think that that first initial poop the morning after drinking automatically takes away fifty percent of a hangover. It's one of the best feelings in the world.