Saturday, June 03, 2006

Poop=Jesus. Black Jesus.

Man O man.

Speaking of the after drinking poops...specifically the after drinking red wine poops...ALWAYS the next day I poop black poop. Fuck it's sick looking. Black poop. Gross. Does red wine do this everyone else? It is guaranteed for me. And I just shit one out. pure. black.

BUT does anyone else find that if they have a hangover or headache from the previous night's shinanigans, that once you have that poop the next day, you feel signficantly better? My hangover if basically gone. Pooping is my saviour.


At 3:38 PM, Blogger Rumpty Dumpty said...

i poop black after having a quart of red wine.
nothing though, beats the whiskey shits. it's a continuous shit all day.

At 10:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just took one of those black shits. A bottle of pinot noir, and one of cabernet sauvignon. I was concerned for a sec because i've heard black poop is an indication of stomach bleeding. Then I pieced together the red wine.


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