Hello - hello - hello - 'lo- 'lo
I have had the worst gas lately. Farty farty fart farts like all the time. If you've been around me lately and have been wondering about that smell. Yeah, it was me. I'm sorry okay, but it's just unhealthy to keep it in.
One of the funniest/most embarrasing things about this however, is when you are on the toilet, even just for a pee, and the fart comes out. The bowl acts as a canyon, and all you can hear for miles is your fart echoing into the night. It's fine if you're in the comfort of your own home, but man! When you're about and about and the need for a public washroom becomes appairant. Oh my. Red cheeks all around.